Why can’t I stop watching it

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This really smashed my dick with a hydraulic press

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I have to look up software shit a lot for my aging devices and it’s always a chore to find threads where people tackle OP’s problem instead of trying to interrogate their life choices.

Fuck did I miss an episode?

I always get a little stoked when I hear somebody mispronounce a word because it means that they’re doing this

It does a lot of shitty stuff to your personality. I don’t really know this person I’ve turned into

Depression basically already did this to me. Something that used to make me feel a lot of things is now a chore that I usually don’t get around to

Multiple bands are just more Nickleback

Metallica’s fandom has fractured every single album release after Ride the Lightning. My best friend in high school and I almost threw hands over the Black album and it’s because that was the one we agreed on

Thx I really needed this rn

FAKE NEWS NOBODY glucks Billy cock like THE DONALD! liberals BTFO with that WOKE lies you can’t even comprehend how good DJT’s succ is so keep his name OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!! DONNY sucks it the BEST of any president and SENILE BILL CLINTON just can’t remember how good that blowjob was because it BLEW HIS MIND like the CIA blew RFK’s uncle

Oh yeh go All Terry Pratchett on their asses

Is it good when i, a crumbling octogenarian vote away all the systems keeping me tethered to this mortal form?

For me I did things that were physically active. I might just be weird but I think since we evolved to be hunter gatherers our bodies probably equate most physical exercise to libido on some level. Like, if you run really hard and use your hand-eye coordination then Grug will let you smash.

I’ve heard creatives describe their work as libidinous too though, but in more abstract ways like using art to capture the sensuality of something like the ocean. I can’t attest to that personally but I definitely can feel it in music composition.

Other than jorking it? Hobbies. It’s crazy the shit you’ll make when you’re fueled by lust and channel that in to something.

Also as someone who gets suspicious of the self help industrial complex it’s not a bad motivator for doing initial self improvement measures. Much of the societal mandate to grow is based on us perceiving ourselves as “not enough” and I think “I’m horny” is actually a way better reason to pick up a new skill or try to build muscle. As long as you know that doesn’t actually lead to sex but do it anyway.

I was told that this would get me paid by George Soros

Sometimes I gotta be really thankful that if it wasn’t for dudes like this, women’s standards wouldn’t be low enough for me to get laid