Reject articulation; become dog biscuit
People would be intentionally breaking bones, for “super-human” flexiblity.
There would be no need for muscles with only one bone
I didnt break my collarbone on purpose but I feel very bending, and much pain when I over stretch the ligament
If he had just one bone then we wouldn’t rattle when we walk.
Imagine thinking we could walk with just one bone.
Pretty sure you wouldn’t be able to even imagine because nature would have wiped you out before developing that skill
Oh, humans can have basically one bone.
They are horrible and agonizing conditions, perhaps similar to being slowly partially or totally mummified by your own body.
Ankylosing Spondylitis, Pfeiffer Syndrome, Klippel-Feil Syndrome, etc.
Imagine your bones all fusing together. You can’t bend, or maybe walk, move your jaw, or maybe even breathe.
I once met a person with Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva. Her bones were fusing together and over time she became more and more immobile. She’s probably dead now. I hope that answers your questions.
That’s horrible. In the end, did she get chucked into her grave like a frisbee?
I heard they just propped her up in the foyer. She probably looked like the image on the right.
Humans are the only ape not to have a penis bone.
i feel cheated somehow.
I’m glad we don’t. Makes us more flexible so we can fuck in many different positions and angles. Could you imagine doing all of doggy style and missionary and cowgirl and reverse cowgirl and riding and all the other positions with a dick that can’t bend like a willow branch? Oof
Lol I’d be keeping a tally on how many I broke off. You don’t actually want that.
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That is a horrifyingly more elaborate piece of equipment than what I would have expected
genius question. in the next chapter: why do we have 10¹² cells and not just one giant one?
single celled amoeba superiority?
We’d be doing the T-pose but unironically
But if you wrapped muscles around the rigid bone frame, we could probably still wriggle and flop about. We’d find a way, it’d be okay.
T pose with serifs on the T, probably
Like an unrendered humanoid character model in a video game
After all, it’s not btwohundredsix.
Genius. Bumping so others see this
Human animal cracker
Capitalism in a fucking nutshell.
OK, show your work.
Well that would just be a gingerbread man.
Is he made of house or is the house made of flesh?
If we had just one, it would be very hard to move.
Skill issue
Nah
Dog treat kinda bone
Smooth, efficient, and most of all, calm
