We don’t even enough rocks to start a riot and this is what you’re worried about?!

There’s nothing more heterosexual than sex with another man. The vagina is too soft, feminine and accommodating. To raw-dog or be raw-dogged by another man takes strength, determination and perseverance. These are values that are exemplified in a healthy heterosexual relationship, therefore gay is straight and straight is gay.

Because of the way chromosomes work, all men start out as women. So every relationship is a lesbian relationship and therefore gay.

Perfectly fine unless you’re dating Edward Scissor Hands.

There’s nothing more American than the love between a man and a horse. Trump is a true red blooded all-American cowboy who isn’t afraid to do and say what we’re all thinking!

I remember this. There was a girl that basically ruined her jaw and teeth by drinking vinegar.

“Your wife didn’t have enough meat on her bones, bring in your eldest child on Monday.”

-Corporate

“You can have the funeral in the alley behind the restaurant during lunch. Throw your wife in the dumpster after you’re done.”

-Your manager

All of it is about control, it has nothing to do with logic. If you understand this, fighting these idiots becomes much easier. You’re not dealing with reasonable adults, you’re dealing with a bunch of giant upset babies that don’t want to get sent to their room.

That’s some real bullshit. Bruh, I had an 11 year old account. I’m perma banned now. According to them I was inciting violence.

Yeah I did, I said nazi’s can go fuck themselves. That got me a warning. Then I said anti-vaxxers are idiots and that forced vaccinations might be a good idea. When I said that they said I was promoting violence and that got me banned. Seriously, fuck Reddit.

I’m over at the next train stop selling underpants and fur suits. Use the code #trainpissorgy to for a 30 percent discount.

Based on his skin color this man is clearly Laotian, send him straight to Vientiane! He can go peddle his scripts by the Mekong! (I’m joking)

Hell, not even that. You could become a world class boxer or UFC fighter. You can basically slip any punch or attack instantly and you can teleport your fists into the sweet spot to score a knockout. You would be an amazing baseball player as well, you can teleport to perfectly hit any ball at just the right angle. As a quarterback you would be insane too, you can readjust to any play instantly. In fencing you’d basically be unstoppable, you can dodge everything. For any sport or physical activity being able to teleport 7 inches is insanely overpowered. The person who came up with this doesn’t play any sports.

Alright, the only way we can defeat religion is with cookouts and community events