One i came up with myself, and have no real proof for other than “well just look at this shit” :
Gangster rap being promoted as a way to get people to confess to crimes on tape. And to wear your pants in the most trip-hazard way possible for easy capture.
Snoop Dogg and NWA and the like selling impressionable young black people stuck in ghettos that a path to success is to get infront of a microphone, wait for the beat to start, and recite poetry including your name, felonies, and area code.
Crazy ignorant.
Yeah im not actually American so I dont have the rich history baked into my consciousness to truly understand my level of ignorance there.
Still basically believe it though.
Osama Bin Laden was never killed.
The CIA is holding internet surveys to ask people of that board which
conspiracy theories they believe in order to gauge the effectiveness of their hoaxes.9/11 was an inside job
I don’t believe we planned & executed it, but I do believe we knew about it, and stepped back to let it happen, and took advantage of it to expand the police state…
I can’t believe this is still treated as a conspiracy. Like, what are the doubters expecting? The CIA will come out and say, “oh, yeah! guys, we did 9/11 lol xoxo”? There’ll never be any confirmation on this, ever.
The confirmation is in all the qu’rans that appear to have been planted in the hijacker’s cars and also on mohammad atta’s luggage that never got put on the plane. Plus the flight training manual in arabic language.
David Icke’s 2019 book “The Trigger” was a good refresher for me. I highly recommend it. Very long book though!
Voting machines in swing states were hacked for the 2024 election. Too many statistical anomalies to ignore.
David Icke, Alex Jones et al are CIA.
I don’t think Jones is a CIA spoof, I think he’s an asset
Jim Carrey is a serial killer.
I used to think it was simply some unhinged person trolling 4chan and reddit. Over the years I’ve seen it come up a few times and each time the evidence is just slightly more convincing.
So I go down the rabbit hole and seek out the previous iteration I had seen but they are just poof! gone. Stripped from the internet. Removed irrevocably, including references to it from newer accounts and comments.
The writing style of these rants started to show a lack of consistant writing style. As if they were written by different people. The writing style is pointed out as an argument that it wasn’t just one lone nutjob reposting his same rant. Or was it? I can’t find the commentary anymore. I can’t cross check what I can’t find.
Either one or a few individuals are playing the long game really well, or one very powerful multimillionaire has murdered dozens of people and constantly scours the internet clean of any evidence pointing towards him.
The rabbit hole goes deep and looks completely different, yet somehow the same, every time.
You’re gonna drop a bomb like that, followed by several paragraphs, but none of them mention any of the “evidence”? C’mon!
I experienced that once, tiktoks about some wealthy family that no one ever talks about, name starts with a p, persuer or some sht like that, all the accounts got banned some popped up with new ones temporarily but eventually they all were gone and searching it showed nothing, no info/pictures on the living family either, ik that wasnt there exact name, similar tho
Could it be: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sackler_family
Some variation of Persuer, I know It started with a P
Are you sure it wasn’t Perdue? The Sackler family did have their fingers in things all over the world, including art galleries, oil and media. They are a very secretive family and remove shit regularly from the internet if it paints them in a bad light.
Do you happen to remember a specific URL for it so the wayback machine might help?
Most are filled with numbers and more backslashes than a cheesy horror, but schizobollocks.tumblr.com would be easy enough to remember
Isreali security was complicit with the Oct 7 attack.
I thought the IDF committed it
The billionaire class are conspiring to concentrate all the wealth into as few hands as possible.
That’s just capitalism.
Pete Hegseth drinks his own piss
This thread from a few months ago on hexbear has a ton of good ones.
Highly doubt that

The CIA has a long history of using Black celebrities to infiltrate “unfriendly countries” to carry out operations ranging from psychological warfare to assasinations.
https://noisenarrative.substack.com/p/how-the-cia-used-jazz-as-a-secret
Feels like how the USA will create radio stations called “Radio Free _____” that’ll just brainrot people into liberalism, but just with one layer of subtlety lmao. Maybe more similar to the passive propagandistic value of American cinema (which admittedly the movies are good lol)

This is exactly what I wanted to read right now! 😁
Epstein was murdered in his cell
I actually believe he killed himself, but it is still a conspiracy, because he had tried before and they purposely broke all suicide watch protocols including leaving a ton of linens in his cell (he made multiple nooses), no roommate, and no one checking. They were paid to make sure he had plenty of opportunities to kill himself.
It is still bizzarre that the security tapes were mysteriously lost. If he did it they would’ve released those instead of wiping them.
Yeah, that part is even more suspicious.
TBH this is the most rational take I’ve seen. If I had 10 upvotes, I’d give them to you
I don’t believe he’s dead
Trump wasn’t really elected in 2024, and he only hates mail-in ballots because they overwhelmed his cheat in 2020.
100% Election Truth Alliance has a lot of support. They said he was going to go after mail in ballots since those are why he lost 2021 even though he still cheated then too.
Boo this question sucks
That aliens are real and they have been here for a while. Unexplained lights in the sky, metal balls seen flying around, and aliens that supposedly look like us are just some of the things I’ve read. I’ve seen too many stories that say similar things to not believe something is happening right underneath our noses.











