5ish?

Usually shirt bad. Sometimes sensory issues make shirt superior to other random torso-fabric interactions.

Sounds reasonable.

My understanding is that, while the full truth is probably a bit messier than this, Home Depot has put more money toward conservative politicians and causes than Lowes has.

Mariah Carey unfrozen for the Christmas season

ActivisionBlizzard wasn’t so much of a threat to ComcastNBCUniversal as NetflixWarnerDiscoveryHBO would be.

Worth noting that these things are usually (and this one is) out of 51, including D.C. New Mexico appears to be #51 on the 2025 WalletHub list that is being referenced lately that put Oklahoma at #50.

Somebody’s IT department put up barriers, which you bypassed to force your way into the job? Is the willfully incorrect way I chose to read it.

“I hacked their system and put myself on payroll, issued myself an ID, and started showing up to work.”

Now they have curved and flexible displays, so is any surface safe?

They use that $10/mo to offset the $10/mo they want to charge you to continue using your fridge. Appliances As A Service or something.

Don’t dare steal a loaf of bread or a shirt for your infant, though.

Black hats will accidentally pop around the other side by attacking Windows 11 security in ways that hinder the reporting back to Microsoft. So their trojans and such have a better chance of survival.

They can applaud because they have both hands free

I agree, it’s just the joke only worked if I used that other name.

I roll with “Elon deadnames his child, a human being with emotions, and while that remains the case I will deadname Elon’s platform (which can’t itself care about anything or have emotions)”.

Clearly Your Basic Everyday Recommendation, Something Every Citizen Understands Robustly Improves Twice Yearly

I generally agree with offering sources; I just wanted to add a funny.

While almost certainly the change you describe would be good, it doesn’t curb the ability of resellers to do their reselling outside of the Ticketmaster/Live Nation ecosystem.