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Don’t post the fucking Babylon Bee, for chrissake…
Babylon Bee is the Onion for conservatives and it’s about as humorless as you’d expect. It just comes off as cruel and judgy like a juvenile tween.
True but this one is kind of funny which is fucking super rare for them.
They must be using chatgpt for their articles now
Wow, the Babylon Bee putting out a bit that wasn’t painfully unfunny? Mindblowing.
Roll out the red carpets for the murderous maniac. His best dictator friend bounces before lunch.
They unfurl the mission accomplished banner.
Motherfuckers, you didn’t even make it to lunch. No fucking deal, just another big tax payer bill.




