WASHINGTON, D.C. — In another unorthodox move highlighting his ability to think outside the box, President Donald Trump announced that he had secured a peace deal where Putin gets Ukraine on the weekdays while Zelenskyy gets Ukraine on the weekends and for two weeks during the summer.
Babylon Bee is the Onion for conservatives and it’s about as humorless as you’d expect. It just comes off as cruel and judgy like a juvenile tween.
True but this one is kind of funny which is fucking super rare for them.
They must be using chatgpt for their articles now