gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days agoNo it won’tsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square122fedilinkarrow-up1297arrow-down114
arrow-up1283arrow-down1imageNo it won’tsh.itjust.worksgigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days agomessage-square122fedilink
minus-squareFredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 days agoDead skin wallets can be made more renewably than metal
minus-squareEndlessNightmare@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 days agocovered This is metal underneath
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 days agoI’m rounding year 15 with a nylon one. I’ve never had a leather wallet last that long.
minus-squareNalivai@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 days agoHuman skin is even more renewable, we have billions of those motherfuckers munching about
minus-squareFredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 days agoHey now, I never specified which skin ;3
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-27 days agoThat’s pretty dope. I would totally donate some of my skin to make a sick wallet for one of my family members (they’re into weird curios). Clarification : After I die. Not while I still need the skin.
minus-squareNalivai@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days ago Clarification Too late, my people are already on the way
minus-squareHonytawk@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agoThey can use some skin from your ass cheeks. Like they do for skin grafting after burn injuries. Your relative can then kiss your ass while being on the other side of the planet.
Dead skin wallets can be made more renewably than metal
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This is metal underneath
I’m rounding year 15 with a nylon one. I’ve never had a leather wallet last that long.
Human skin is even more renewable, we have billions of those motherfuckers munching about
Hey now, I never specified which skin ;3
That’s pretty dope. I would totally donate some of my skin to make a sick wallet for one of my family members (they’re into weird curios).
Clarification : After I die. Not while I still need the skin.
Too late, my people are already on the way
They can use some skin from your ass cheeks. Like they do for skin grafting after burn injuries.
Your relative can then kiss your ass while being on the other side of the planet.