Sex: You put the towel down so there’s no wet spot after.
Never understood the movie depiction of doing the deed and then just rolling over and going to sleep
Like what the fuck you are getting cum all over your doona
Reading all the other comments made me realize that Lemmy may have the same age structure as the other site.
You mean adult males who still treat sex like they were in grammar school?
Counterpoint: We are on a shitposting com.
Does this include thinking abuse and suicide are funny? (Relates to another thread in this community.)
That’s up to the mods
Jokes about them can be funny, but dark humour is always a tightrope walk
🎶"Period sex, period sex. Put down a towel, let’s party til it’s dry, with some period sex… "🎶
I could understand the individual components but all together like that, idk
Edit: oh oops. I thought that light gray pillow peeking out was some kind of neck roll for neck support. Lol. This must be for shark week sex.
Period haver having a heavy period and don’t want to stain the sheets if they leak
this struggle is real. At least 1 day a month an accident will happen
Jinx confirmed
WAP?
In slang, WAP most famously stands for “Wet-Ass Py*,” popularized by the explicit 2020 song from Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion
Wet Ass Python?
Make that runtime interpreter weak
from women import python
Wet ass py-star?
YUP
So Ben Shapiro isn’t the original artist? Lame!
/j
You think this person has their name monogrammed on their pillow cases? Maybe their address in case the pillow gets lost?
Somebody took a shower, sat on a towel on the bed, and then stood up? 🤔
Not sure about the blur line on the pillow though…
squart
could be that someone has the night sweats something fierce
when I was on antianxiety pills, I’d get the night sweats so bad, I would wake up drenched and my side of the bed would be soaked
I thought about sleeping on a towel a couple times
Someones trying to avoid sleeping in the post coital wet spot
Someone did evilaths on the pillow?
