I saw your repost before I saw this. Then I read his comment and thought “did he just steal that quote from the meme I just read?“

2-5 are acceptable. Softer bacon is better than crispier bacon and I don’t care who I offend

A lie is still a lie, even if it’s told to a Nazi or if there’s an otherwise good outcome

Somebody recently acted like I was weird for looking up an actor’s filmography on Wikipedia instead of imdb. But I HATE imdb’s interface and will avoid it every time if I can. Wikipedia might not have every project a person has worked on but it has enough and it’s just presented in a simple table

Tom Waits - Train Song

Tom Waits - Downtown Train

https://youtu.be/89UsmH4cuaY

I doubt those typos are the reason people misremember, but it does show how easy it is to get the name mixed up