This sounds like ragebait fiction. Your trainer would be fired for talking to people like that. Unprofessional. And also you were right. “Two for one” does not mean one of them should be half off.

He’s referencing the picture. Look at the picture.

And the caption joking that they are all inflatable dolls.

You are fortunate you don’t understand this. Please consider yourself more highly evolved than those of us who’ve been brain-rottingly religiously indoctrinated enough to understand this meme.

TIL that farts are buoyant.

That’s such a shame since neither word rhymes with the word “disagree.”

Anyway, if what you say is true, Annie Lennox sure has a weird way of pronouncing the word “this.” She pronounces it EXACTLY like the word “these.” Art is weird.

Keep going! It’s on the 15th line, almost on the far right hand side of the page.

Thunderbolt of lightning

Why do merkins exist?

portray themselves as loving animals

I had to do a double take on that because I interpreted it as

portray themselves as animals

An examination carried out by forensic pathologists on a fragment of Hitler’s mandible in 2018 found no traces of meat fibre in the tartar on Hitler’s teeth.

I found that interesting since elsewhere I’ve learned that the skull that was thought to be Hitler’s turned out to be a woman’s skull, therefore no remains of Hitler have ever truly been found. Anybody else have similar thoughts on that?

How much would wood a wouldchuck chuck if a wouldchuck could chuck would?

👌🏼

Because Fediverse is non-judgmental, I don’t know who any of you are or what you look like, and Fediverse hasnt reprimanded or banned me yet.

No. They just scan the QR code and transfer money from their bank account into mine, then go about their day.

Assigned Cop At Birth

They can’t have it. It’s mine. Just look at it, take a picture of it, and pay me money 🤑

You’re a bee 🐝 aren’t you?

I was actually thinking about walking around in real life wearing shorts like that, so not like I could lie to people on the internet because I’m actually walking around with this ass because it’s permanently one of my body parts in real life.