This scene makes me irrationally angry. It is truly one of the worst, laziest “just flail your arms at each other” choreographies out there. It’s not the only one of that kind of lazy movie fighting, but this one bothers me extra with how it doubles down on laziness with that chair. The dudes never even try to get close enough to hit the other. Someone like Jackie Chan would have found a way to creatively use that chair and turn it into an interesting concept for a fight that’s enjoyable to watch but that fat fuck is just sitting there doing nothing. That fucking Ponytail Michelin Man. His music makes me wanna pour acid into my ears too.
there’s a vrchat boxing world that has full body support where foot placement matters a lot.
…or you take 4 ppl and put on avatars that are blind and get them to all flail around the ring for 5 minutes hitting nothing while people outside the ring are all too busy laughing to actually help xD
Oh it is serious. That genuinely is the level of quality at the late stage of that man’s career. His movies were mind bogglingly bad. He was probably making them only to launder money.
yeah I get it’s supposed to be like a comedy fight but I’m still just thinking dude why are you aiming your attacks at the part of his body that he’s still able to defend, his shins are right there. (Actually writing that out I wonder if the gif ended too early? Going through that flailing only to briefly pause and then hoof him in the shin at the end would be a classic.)
This scene makes me irrationally angry. It is truly one of the worst, laziest “just flail your arms at each other” choreographies out there. It’s not the only one of that kind of lazy movie fighting, but this one bothers me extra with how it doubles down on laziness with that chair. The dudes never even try to get close enough to hit the other. Someone like Jackie Chan would have found a way to creatively use that chair and turn it into an interesting concept for a fight that’s enjoyable to watch but that fat fuck is just sitting there doing nothing. That fucking Ponytail Michelin Man. His music makes me wanna pour acid into my ears too.
Jackie chan wishes he has the agility of Steven Segal
You have to be able to lift the chair
Or stand up from the chair.
You have to be able to lift FROM the chair
there’s a vrchat boxing world that has full body support where foot placement matters a lot.
…or you take 4 ppl and put on avatars that are blind and get them to all flail around the ring for 5 minutes hitting nothing while people outside the ring are all too busy laughing to actually help xD
I’ve never seen it and I don’t know what it’s from but I assumed it was comedy until I read your comment. Is this scene supposed to be serious?
Oh it is serious. That genuinely is the level of quality at the late stage of that man’s career. His movies were mind bogglingly bad. He was probably making them only to launder money.
Unless Steven Seagal has been doing a bit since his career tanked thirty years ago, it’s serious.
yeah I get it’s supposed to be like a comedy fight but I’m still just thinking dude why are you aiming your attacks at the part of his body that he’s still able to defend, his shins are right there. (Actually writing that out I wonder if the gif ended too early? Going through that flailing only to briefly pause and then hoof him in the shin at the end would be a classic.)
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