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There was a young whore from Kilkenny, Who charged for two fucks just a penny. For half of that sum, You could bugger her bum, An economy practised by many.
There once was a young lad from Brighton,
Who said to his lass “you’re a tight 'un”,
She said “Bless my soul,
But you’re in the wrong hole,
And there’s plenty of room in the right 'un”
Finally an actually moving and relatable poem.
Very moving
*sigh*
I just took a break from reading a book because I just fijished a lengthy sex scene with anal, and I wanted a change of pace … so I open up Lemmy and what do I see?
(For anyone wondering, the book is called The Three … it’s very good so far …)
There once was a man from Nantucket
who’s cock was so long he could suck it
With a wink and a grin, he wiped off his chin
And said, “if my ear were a removed I could fuck it”
"if my ear were a removed
Vincent Van Gogh has entered the chat.
Can we get a [redacted] up in this??
There once was a maid of Madras,
Who had a magnificent ass,
Not rounded and pink,
As you’d possibly think,
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.I like the relative innocence of this one, lol.
There’s always the less innocent:
There once was a man from Madras,
Whose bollocks were made out of brass,
In inclement weather,
He’d rub them together,
And lightning came out of his ass.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’d give you head
But I’m sick
Beautiful 🥹
A modern classic
Human poetry is…confusing 🤔❔🐲
Have you heard any Vogon poetry?
Please, no!
😅😂
Pfft. It doesn’t even rhyme
It should be a crime.
Refridgerator
I 'ardley knew 'er!
I’m all outta limes
I’m through with taking falls. And bouncing off the walls. Without that gun, I’d have some fun. I’d kick you in the…
A fork with three tines.
Moved me to tears
Use lube next time.
Poetry is so romantic
I shouldn’t have been surprised when I surmised violet behind sphincter related poetry consumption…
It was going to rhyme but I ain’t got all day
This is poetry. Oh well - it actually is :D
Is this the new e. e. cumins? It really crystallized such a special moment of introspection and good ol’ donut glazing.
No punctuation, all seasoning
