did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoreading poetry by the Han River💖lemmy.worldimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1681arrow-down123
arrow-up1658arrow-down1imagereading poetry by the Han River💖lemmy.worlddid_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square37fedilink
minus-squaregnutrino@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 day agoThere once was a maid of Madras, Who had a magnificent ass, Not rounded and pink, As you’d possibly think, It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
minus-squareNonconfrontational@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 day agoI like the relative innocence of this one, lol.
minus-squaregnutrino@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoThere’s always the less innocent: There once was a man from Madras, Whose bollocks were made out of brass, In inclement weather, He’d rub them together, And lightning came out of his ass.
There once was a maid of Madras,
Who had a magnificent ass,
Not rounded and pink,
As you’d possibly think,
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
I like the relative innocence of this one, lol.
There’s always the less innocent:
There once was a man from Madras,
Whose bollocks were made out of brass,
In inclement weather,
He’d rub them together,
And lightning came out of his ass.