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minus-squaretoothpaste_sandwich@thebrainbin.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 day agoIndeed! I remember a story of a wounded pidgeon falling into a chicken coop… Not much remained of said pidgeon, apparently.
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoTIL while checking my own dumb joke. I guess I just thought they ate seeds, corn, etc.
minus-squareBaŝto@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 hours ago Have you ever seen images like this?
minus-squareKombatWombat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·14 hours agoMany animals we consider herbivores are opportunistic omnivores.
minus-squareDrusas@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 hours agoOne video of a horse eating baby chickens was enough for me.
minus-squareLORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·23 hours agoCows eat grass and corn tho. Therefore cows are made of plants, therefore cows are vegetables. Checkmate carnivores.
minus-squareWatermark710@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoMy chickens eat more mice than my cats.
minus-squareGrail@multiverse.soulism.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoChickens love eating bugs
minus-squarerapchee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agohaven’t you seen the hen dino out on a mouse? actually there are multiple videos of them killing mice and rats
minus-squaretoothpaste_sandwich@thebrainbin.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoJoking aside—is there a better way I could’ve written down chicken meat being considered a vegetarian option, you think?
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·23 hours agoNope, my need to make dumb dad jokes is just insatiable. Sorry!
Indeed! I remember a story of a wounded pidgeon falling into a chicken coop… Not much remained of said pidgeon, apparently.
TIL while checking my own dumb joke. I guess I just thought they ate seeds, corn, etc.
Have you ever seen images like this?
Many animals we consider herbivores are opportunistic omnivores.
One video of a horse eating baby chickens was enough for me.
Cows eat grass and corn tho. Therefore cows are made of plants, therefore cows are vegetables. Checkmate carnivores.
My chickens eat more mice than my cats.
Chickens love eating bugs
haven’t you seen the hen dino out on a mouse? actually there are multiple videos of them killing mice and rats
Joking aside—is there a better way I could’ve written down chicken meat being considered a vegetarian option, you think?
Nope, my need to make dumb dad jokes is just insatiable. Sorry!