I ain’t got enough money to buy new hands

But what if it’s got a bit of poo accidentally on it?

I’m sure the invisible hand of the market will ensure someone makes the food.

I want all of those guys to lose money on their animal farming and be forced by economic pressures to give up animal farming and only farm plants.

Chickens love eating bugs

I just did a deep dive on this, fuck Aubrey Plaza

I’m cool with plant farmers

Johnny rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard!

Yeah but you don’t have to awkwardly hold your hand out to the side while you wait for your butt to squeeze out the next one.

I don’t like travelling, so I chose to develop an attachment to the Indigenous country whose stolen land I live on. That way I can learn their culture and language from home.

It is every citizen’s duty to steal chicken.

When I was a kid I wanted to be an astronaut. Then I learned you need to join the military and be in peak physical condition. So I decided to be an office worker instead.

Then ChatGPT stole My job. I guess I should have had lower expectations.

Let’s just stop paying chicken farmers and wait for them all to die.

If I give money to these sellers of chicken, they’ll give money to breeders of chicken, and there will be more chickens. No! I want less chickens!

I agree. The capitalists are using the media to brainwash us into a capitalist reality. We need to fight back on the material and mental planes. We need occult communism.

I saw that series a few weeks ago and I didn’t like it. “Captain Planet starts killing” is a great premise, and I really liked it in the episode of Rick and Morty where Morty dates Planetina until she starts murdering coal miners.

But in the Cheadle version, he’s just an asshole for no reason. I don’t think Captain Planet is the right character to use for a “corrupting influence of power” story unless you’re going to do a very nuanced critique of Soviet ideals.

I mean Homelander is also an asshole for no reason, but that story works, because he’s a capitalist and an abuse victim. The story makes sense. It’s telling us that capitalism and superheroes are incompatible. But what’s Cheadle Planet telling us? That environmentalism and superheroes are incompatible? I don’t believe that story. I have an easier time believing that environmentalism and pacifism are incompatible, like in Rick and Morty. But I don’t think environmentalism and being a good person are incompatible.

That means if you can learn mental techniques to change your beliefs and perceptions, you’d become a wizard, reshaping reality with a thought.

Hey, exposing people’s alts is doxxing. OP hasn’t done anything to deserve you violating their privacy.

Or in our universe, where someone like Donald Trump can become president

The law spends more time helping the rich abuse the poor than it does judging people who are actually guilty. Matt doesn’t want to be the guy arguing that a kid who smoked a bowl of pot deserves jail time.

Matt helps people with no money and no power defend themselves from people with lots of money and lots of power. The key word is “defend”. He doesn’t put on the horns to go beat up people who are guilty… Most of the time. He puts on the horns so he can go protect the lady he hears being beaten by her husband while he’s trying to sleep.