Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoRhymes, motherfuckerlemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1514arrow-down122
arrow-up1492arrow-down1imageRhymes, motherfuckerlemmy.dbzer0.comViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square22fedilink
minus-squareFenrirIII@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·edit-22 days ago“When did you wake up?” “SUNRISE, MOTHERFUCKER.”
minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·2 days ago“What are those parasitic insects that grow their larvae under human skin?” “BOT FLIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
minus-squareouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up24·2 days ago“Why did you want red and yellow contact lenses?” “SITH EYES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·edit-22 days ago“I hate those tiny little candy bars and tiny portions of candy they hand out at Halloween, what are they called again?” “FUN SIZE, MOTHERFUCKER.”
minus-squarewjrii@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 days ago“What’s worse than lies but not as bad as statistics?” “DAMNED LIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 days ago“What happened to Bambi’s mom?” “SHE DIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“When did you wake up?”
“SUNRISE, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“What are those parasitic insects that grow their larvae under human skin?”
“BOT FLIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“Why did you want red and yellow contact lenses?”
“SITH EYES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“I hate those tiny little candy bars and tiny portions of candy they hand out at Halloween, what are they called again?”
“FUN SIZE, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“What’s worse than lies but not as bad as statistics?”
“DAMNED LIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“What happened to Bambi’s mom?”
“SHE DIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”