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Piracy shorts. Ahaarghhh!
Pirates do love booty!
Yarrrrr
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I assume that means the wearer is willing to share their booty
*our booty
He sure is.
Mine don’t show off enough of my booty. I’m trying to make my ass look more enticing to dominant goth latinas.
How’s it working out so far?
How’s what working out?
The enticing ass and the goth latinas.
Good name for a b movie…
I mean whether or not my ass is enticing is subjective. I’d fuck me. As for the goth latinas, no luck.
Keep trying, I believe in you!
Thanks m8!
Finally! A legit reason to take pictures of random asses!
Good idea! I will make booty shorts with a QR code leading to my venmo. Pay me for this beautiful ass I work hard to maintain and you apparently appreciate enough to take a picture of.
Selling your ass just got a new meaning
They can’t have it. It’s mine. Just look at it, take a picture of it, and pay me money 🤑
So… rent your ass?
No. They just scan the QR code and transfer money from their bank account into mine, then go about their day.
No. Nothing so crude. It’s public art. This is just making a contribution to the artist.
What? It’s public art. This is just making a contribution to the artist.
You’re a weirdo.
It’s actually my ass, you can trust me, there is nobody on internet who lies. If people want to give me free money for my picture, I can send a link. Totally trustworthy link with qr code and everything.
I was actually thinking about walking around in real life wearing shorts like that, so not like I could lie to people on the internet because I’m actually walking around with this ass because it’s permanently one of my body parts in real life.
Alright.
No anarchist cookbook?
Precious booty indeed!
Pirate booty shots incoming!
“And I would’ve got away with it, if it weren’t for you MEDDLING MARXISTS!”
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