There’s a restaurant in Reading, PA with a men’s room that has a sink, two urinals, and a toilet. No stalls. One room.

There was a lock on the door, but it left me wondering about the kind of friends who would feel comfortable coming in with you to use the urinal while you’re taking a shit.

I didn’t see the woman’s bathroom, but apparently a few others did because the lock on that door didn’t work.

The chairs are for that mid-pee break 👌

Me? I’m just waiting for my flight.

I shid in the toilet with no hole, wat do?

Gonna hold up scorecards like judges at the Olympics.

3/10, too much splashback. Go learn your piss geometry, noob.

You have entered the chamber of sages! It is time for you to prove your worth!!

Honestly, not that far off from when I injured my bladder and had to do a flow study. Stood on two wooden boxes, straddling a small pool/large bucket, with some catheter monstrosity up my urethra, and a probe up my ass. The three specialists and one technician apparently had to visually detect my muscle movement, so I was full-on naked. Then, they pumped water into my bladder and told me to tell them when I felt full. Then they made me push the water back out, and then they did it again a couple of times. At one point, they told me to try to not poop while they performed the study because it could mess things up. I lost what little remained of my inhibition that day.

Got it. Check me out. Dramatic pose. Pees up. Right arm redirect flow into all four urinals.

I’m not against a post-piss sitting

I peeed my pants

There might have been talking penises in a TV show called Patriot or they were just always having awkward conversations while standing at the ironbark

Edit I don’t know what that last one is

You can’t expect guys to ruin their knees and give you random truckstop head. This is only polite.

Finally, ranked competitive pissing breaks out of Twitter