You’re nowhere near as clever or original as you think you are, kid

They’re making a better point that you did

I’m once again reminded how happy I am to live in Australia

Your fuel is still cheap in 'Murica, but you insist on owning stupid vehicles

I’d be unlucky if I spent 'Murican$200 a month on groceries (it’s just me and my dog), but I eat proper food (no convenience food, nothing from a packet)

It’s usually steak, roasted cuts, proper identifiable bits of animals with vegetables, salads etc.

No frozen pizzas or any of the processed shit

And I’m not on a particularly high income or anything

I have never had junk food delivered

I don’t think Americans actually understand that they have mostly had a fat lazy life of convenience

This and rescued dogs

No children.

Hey, in civilised countries we look at the super-rich with contempt and disgust

We don’t aspire to be amongst their number like 'Muricans tend to

And yet they hate each other, because they covet each other’s wealth

They’re so envious, when they have no need to be

It’s an illness

The only cure is the guillotine

I’d feed him to my dog

But while he’s still alive

(my dog is about as harmless as it gets, he’s old, missing many teeth and just wants to sleep and cuddle, but still…)

I’d wager that Bezos tastes bitter, sour and otherwise unpleasant

The Ouboros of cunts

OK,

I’m guessing that someone as bright and enlightened as you has heard about the Tolerance Paradox

Or, you could be acting in bad faith

Hopefully it’s fatal

Oh, fuck off

He’s way better than the many years under Lib incompetence and corruption

Prawns, cunt

No, a rifle is a rifle

A sidearm is a sidearm, or a pistol

A shotgun is a shotgun

Etc.

If you don’t know what a rifle actually is, then you shouldn’t be using them, because you don’t know how they actually work and how they behave

If it helps, I’m a dual citizen, so Australia is great when I choose, and full of idiots when Pauline Hanson, Clive Palmer or someone gets popular

Gotta make it clear then

The written word doesn’t translate that kinda humour well

For what it’s worth, I’m not one of the downvoters

As an Australian citizen, I decree this not to be racist, and that you would find life far better if you removed the stick

The stupid idea that our wildlife is dangerous

We don’t have bear, mountain lions, coyotes, or Texans

We call a rifle a rifle here,

Because we actually understand them and we don’t think they make our dicks magically bigger