Sometimes I do it before, not after, because UTI. Hands are dirtier than any other part of you, generally speaking. Usually after, but it’s just an opportunity to wash my hands in general - I don’t really think touching toilet paper to my pussy is going to get my hands dirty. So yeah, I wash my hands because it’s a convenient time to do that.
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Exactly! If you don’t wipe, you’ll end up with piss droplets in your underwear.
and it fucking smells.
Those men in here that clearly don’t wipe the piss off your dicks - just know that anyone willing to put their mouth there can TASTE IT later.
Well, you see, I can go DAYS without anyone putting their face near my crotch.
I didn’t piss over my hands.
Do not use your hand to direct where you piss?
Ever hear of sitting?
You still need to lock the door
Nah it’s just me and my wife so I don’t even close the door, let alone lock it
Have you told your wife you don’t wash your hands?
Same question bud. You still use your hand. Id hope. Unless you just sit and pray.
I’m sorry, what???
You just let your dick hit the bowl? Thats disgusting. And then you don’t even wash your hands afterwards?
Okay genuinely confused, no, I sit down and the pee goes straight down?
I don’t let my junk touch the bowl or water. Stand like a man, and wash your hands.
I don’t tie my masculinity to how I pee, ya goofball
Neither do i. But didn’t your parents potty train you?
*Sit and spray
bro uses gravity
Ever heard of washing yourself?
I’m freedickin’ that shit homie
Sounds like you might want to read about splashback:
it would not be unlikely for urine droplets to travel a distance of 5 feet to the side of the urinator,” Dr. Truscott tells us in an email. “And if someone were standing next to him, they would most definitely get small droplets OF THE OTHER MAN’S URINE on their pants and shoes
Your hands are almost certainly getting covered in your own pee unless you’re a sitter. If you’re a sitter, then you’re probably still touching something in the bathroom that someone else peed or splashed on. Either way, wash your hands!
“covered in your own pee” is quite the exaggeration. Much like the person above saying a drop or 2 of piss from not wiping after yourself means you have “piss soaked” underwear.
I’m so weary of overly exaggerated claims. People ruined the word literally by using it in the exact opposite of it’s actual meaning. It is now a meaningless word. Good job lazy fucks
I also wash before I go, because your junk has it’s own ecosystem. So, what ever is in your daily surroundings doesn’t belong downstares and what ever is in your downstairs doesn’t belong in your daily surroundings.
If you’ve been in contact with aggressive chemicals, it’s actually a really good idea to wash your hands before touching other parts of your body.
Then again, you shouldnt come in contact with agressive chemicals in the first place
Capsaicin gets on your hands when chopping chilis. Laundry detergent can get on your hands when doing laundry. Even small amounts can cause trouble if they get to sensitive parts of your body.
I always make sure to not wash my hands after cutting chilis and before peeing. Who doesn’t love a little dingle tingle?
I like tagging the people that think they have a good reason for not washing their hands. It’s fun seeing them in the wild.
I’m vegan. My poop is actually cleaner than the rest of the world
I usually do, but when I don’t - because I didn’t piss on them
I love how a specific question was being asked and then you get downvotes for answering it.
Maybe not but you probably still peeled your dick off your sweaty balls.
Nah they still stuck together shower will get them
The door handles and surfaces in public toilets are not clean either. It is not just your own piss that matters.
True, but you still touch the same handle after washing your hands
No that’s why you use a paper town to open the door
I prefer paper villages myself
Yes that is an issue. Personally I avoid touching handles in public toilets without some tissue in my hand. I usually grab some on my way out.
A woman noticed her husband coming out of the bathroom without washing his hands, and said “honey that’s gross why didn’t you wash your hands?”
He responded, “well for one, it’s not like I peed on myself, and for two, you put the damn thing in your mouth, I think I’ll be alright touching it every once in awhile.”
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gross and demeaning.
no one wants penis on all the door handles. If no penis wielder ever washes their hands, youre all touching eachothers cocks on that washroom door handle.
Swimming pools are the most delicious genital and ass soup.
pools have chemicals, filters, and chemicals.
The pool at my community center has a proceedure where you are to at the very least rinse yourself off before going into the pool. Its not really a place for kids except for swim lessons. its just lanes for lap swimming. Proceedure is to clean yourself both before and after the pool. why so many use a swim cap to protect their hair.
I haven’t touched a door handle with my bare hands in years. Paper towels, coat sleeves, the bottom of my T-shirt - whatever it takes.
“look at me working hard so I can be lazy!”
what about the tool box? the shop door, the pen in the office, a high five to a child, or a handshake. Anyone who doesnt wash their hands is getting nasty shit on surfaces all day long.
Oh I still wash my hands all the damn time. Covid made me a germophobe. Also I’m disabled and live at home so.
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Yeah but I don’t put my shirt tail on my face.
There’s no sign saying you can’t use your wang to open the door. It’s just as fast and keeps your hands clean so you never need to wash them.
The answer is exactly what you think it is: laziness.
My dick is cleaner then the faucet and I use multiple layers of shit tickets so my finger doesn’t end up in my butthole like when I was a kid.
Because I believe my actions in the “third” act will more accurately define how much of a monster I truly am.
More precisely, why the fuck??
The people who don’t wash their hands seem to believe that the only reason to wash is if they get pee on themselves.
I have to imagine they only bathe if they pee their pants or something.
They don’t seem to have a problem with people touching their genitals or dirty surfaces and then immediatly handling other people’s food, shaking hands, or sucking on their fingers.
Ok, but if I pee I don’t touch any genitals?!
not even your stall neighbour’s ??..??
Apparently He’s not even locking the door.
I don’t lock the door to my house bathroom when I use it.
I only wash my clothes if pee or poop myself…
I think I washed my clothes last time last decade? That was a waste! But you know, better safe than sorry!
/s
I know a guy who won’t go in public toilets or at anyone else’s house, but at a pinch might make a crazy nest of toilet paper over the seat. You can take it too far - the world is not a sterile place.
I wash my hands before touching my doodle, I work in a clinic and I do not want to touch myself with the things I’ve been touching that day even with gloves on.
I knew a guy who didn’t eat anything spicy because he went to the bathroom right after eating spicy food.
Now I wash my hands 3+ plus times after eat something spicy and going to pee
