Dave, I don’t known what to tell you but you can’t come in alright?

Well that didn’t take long! His dementia kicked in pretty quick.

A little wishy, a little washy.

As for me, I managed to get banned from a channel on here. They posted an image of vegan shoes so I followed the joke up with some reality…YouTube allowed videos of how cattle are stunned and then skinned. I didn’t add any text so they assumed I was glorifying that shit.

Such is life I guess. Maybe I should impose a tariff on my neighbors to feel better about my self.

C’mon Gina! Give us germanium!

Monsanto must be testing new lead tooth paste.

Noted. Stop touching your finger!

Computers used to be cool:

Now they’re evil spy level things in everyone’s home.

I’d this an fingecle? A fock? A Fenis? Or maybe a fick? I know it starts with an F. But maybe its a peninger? A cocinger or a dicinger?

Its a kid’s knees… No wait, it’s only one so its a kidney!

Totally

Battery voltage increases in series.

Or!..another option is why don’t we not buy anything? At least it would help not getting more grammas sued

LOL I almost ate the onion! Lol! unfit for sex trafficking!

Oh wait no. Okay, well could they give him meds that temporarily bring him back for judgment?

Did she say thank you?

Retroantidisenshitificationalidizing!

Hilarious! But it needs a way to extract the spent tacos after you ate them!

Is that treason? Punishable by hanging from a tie?

I need one with a buttplug chooser and automatic insertion system… For a friend.

Enter the fleshlight. No, please! C’mon in! The gears are churning and the gel is moist!

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