if you give an inch, they’ll take EVERYTHING.

these are NOT good people we’re up against. and it sucks that some of them are friends and family. if “he” has done one thing well, it’s that he’s separated the wheat from the chaff. be strong, and never forget that you matter.

those linux folks really threw down the gauntlet now, eh?

not in the club, tho

i’m not too sure about that… LLL just doesn’t have the same kick, you know?

you jest, but children around the world are no longer starving thanks to this post.

"is it just a maize maze? or, is it, like, a real maize maze maze?

Nostro-Beavis saw the writing on the wall. y’all know you’ve already passed the point of no return, right? it’s all “ow my balls” from here

it’s your problem now, i’ve already got the job.

aww, we don’t have a /c/catsareassholes yet! i’d create it myself, but i don’t have the time nor temperament to moderate a community.

oh, a simple misunderstanding. but i just read Inferno and can’t help but think about what Dante would have said about Hitler. your “more than once” made me think that in hell he gets to gain a ton of power but gets killed buy a time traveler every time. i might have hit the weed a bit early today, but it’s a long weekend so whatever

we have a special relationship with cats. we feed and house them, and in return they act as a constant reminder of what we should be. suck it, dogs :P

it isn’t a new thing, either. my first job was working at Kroger when i was 14. i made $4.80/hr. it was 1996.

one day, they’ll make friends with a crow.

flesh this out - i really want to see the movie.

holstein cats are much bigger than your average maine coon.

i just reported you for doxxing lmao (edit - i didn’t)

okay, you got me. what do you mean?

are you sure you replied to the right comment? i know crack isn’t cheap, so i’d like to try my best to save you the bandwidth

yeah, i know. but did i mention i live in canada?

everyone who hasn’t needs to see this stupid superbowl ad from a while ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_MaJDK3VNE

y’all americans know that it’s weird and creepy to test 16-year-old kid pee so they can push grocery carts for slave wage? you should, because it’s illegal in just about every other first-world country.