Update: Reddit is ass

Fuck corporate.

GO FEDIVERSE FOREVER 🏆

You are on an instance that has defederated lemmy.ml, which is why you never see their toxicity. You can type the url and visit the instance yourself, its toxic. Its the reason why your instance admin blocked them.

Holy shit, I actually managed to make an anonymous account over Tor. Now lets see how long before I get banned/shadowbanned. Didn’t even think this was possible.

That’s why you vandalize the bathrooms at your workplace (in OP’s case, it’d be the “distribution center”) with pro-union messages 😏

You’ve been banned from lemmygrad.ml

Message from the Admins: “How dare you question our faith in our lord and savior Joseph Stalin?”

Sorry, I’m gonna have to disagree.

I’m Pro-Anti-Life

(I support lifeforms made of anti-matter)

Sorry, comrade. One doesn’t simply attend a Comintern meeting without approval.

You must fill out the application and wait to be accepted, that is, if you even qualify.

In Soviet Russia, you do not chose the party, the party choses you!

_/s

Pretty sure some merchants also ask for billing address, name on card, and phone number.

All this fails if the bank flags the transaction and requires 2fa.

When they sending time travellers, they aren’t sending their best. 🤦‍♂️

Kinda wish this happened on like January 1, 2024, we might’ve had an open Democratic Primary and potentially averted fascism.

Do you have a wells fargo credit card by any chance?

“FBI OPEN UP! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR…”

checks notes

“…funding terrorist activity in the amount of 2 dollars?!? 🤔”

Isnt there like 99% of the time, there will be a home media release within 6 months?

Just be patient 😉

[email protected]

“STOP ALT-UNIVERSE INVADERS, BAN LIBRARIES, ILL-LEEEEGALS!”

Everyone here is my alt, except you.

There are only two real users on Lemmy, its just you and me. Get pranked!

/jk

I mean, they’ll still exist, just be in a universe you can never get back to.

Everyone is still there, you are just suddenly missing (and unbeknownst to them, in a different world)

Lol, they’ll probably think you’re some crazy stalker with a weird fantasy.

Yes

Prominent anti-tankie anti-conservative memer

So, good things 😉