Analytical vs LLM crap, I agree there’s a lot of potential there. We’re burning the environment for people to generate fake images and cheat at school when we should be doing medicine instead.

You know, I was just— bbbrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I know one, but it’s a little complicated. The woman is named Ann, and this is because when she was adopted at birth, the adoptive parents named her after the biological mother, also Ann. So yes and no.

We can’t all settle for dudes who steal copper wire and smoke meth out of light bulbs, but we’re not saying it on tv. Bawitdaboo-hoo.

Next up, Mewmaxxing czar and Orthotropics advisor Mike Mew

We had this fluoride foam the dentist put on twice annually. Fruit-flavored foam, suctioned it back off, no rinse, and you couldn’t eat or drink for 30 minutes. Got that for a good number of years. I also recall that due to the combination of that, your city’s fluoridated water, and toothpaste, you could get these faint white spots in the middle of your teeth.

I’m not saying no to cake, though

Broasted

Yes. Untrustworthy oven in old apartment, weird convection oven in house that I don’t fully understand yet.

“Ok, now write it in the style of an influencer”

“Hey chat, don’t forget to smash that like and follow button! A big shout out to MeUndies for sponsoring Baby’s First Unsubscribe challenge…”

I like High River Rogue. Not super hot (relatively speaking), somewhat sweet, fruity. I like it because it’s flavorful and an unexpected twist on what’s usually just a vinegar-plus-angry-pepper shelf.

“It starts with a small, bright red dot on your chest”

False alarm, it was equipment picking up the cheers from when they thought Dale Earnhardt was back.

Good advice, I was flagged at my university for not being up to date with immunizations and I thought it was a mistake. Nope — they needed another MMR for this exact reason.

Same here. Phone stays in my pockets and I can do all my timers, alarms, calculator, and reminders to leave for appointments. Especially useful while cooking.

Yeah there was a minute where my urologist’s office — against their will, I am sure — had big-ass screens on the walls of exam rooms and they were brighter than the sun. They were gone within a month.

“Folks, have you heard this? There’s this big, gorgeous EP, they call it In a Beautiful Place Out In The Country. The Woke Democrats say it samples a Branch Davidian recruitment tape, but I don’t know folks…”

“You barely piece of suck-ass car.”

Cat party? It’s all about Dog Party now.

Good news, you’re not alone! I have a terminal degree and have been unemployed for even longer. It’s rough out there. You are doing literally everything I’ve been told across several years. Do NOT go back for a MA and put yourself in debt just to get the letters — this is not a good time for higher education.

Direct apply is the best advice I can give. If you find a listing on a job board, go to the company itself for the application. Everyone has a different opinion on how to do a résumé and cover letter, and I think the more input you can get the better. Have some more basic text ones you can feed into the applicant tracking systems (the newfangled trendy ones with your picture and skill percentages will get bounced.) Also see if there’s a local “young professionals” group through your chamber of commerce for more networking.

I really do wish you the best. It sounds like you already have a lot of good stuff going on.