If my high school latin teacher was to be believed, it’d be pronounced “Gaius Yulius Kaisar” give or take.

Neighboring Zionsville (and I mean two minutes away) has a D mayor right? It’s suburban and trending left like suburbia is, to the best of my knowledge.

Maybe the hawk had a sweet tooth?

Santa?

If you have multiple pets that can be harder than it sounds. And if you don’t have a ton of money the good solutions (e.g. locked feeders with RFID tags) can be pricy.