All these microplastics in my body will come in handy

Good way to identify that you won’t be subject to the App Store tax

You might be thinking of Übermensch from Nietzsche’s Thus Spoke Zarathustra. The term doppelgänger is close in that it looks like one’s self, but it usually isn’t considered the best version of that person.

They sound like hummingbirds

Propose to their manager that they be replaced with an AI chatbot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7P9KWYIxxE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXzyPnXYhi4

I’d just shoplift it

Andrew Dutil’s home and vehicles can be considered honorary Teslas

Can I be added to the recall? 🥹

https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM

YEAH, THAT’S WHY HE PRESSED CAPSLOCK

Century egg