Uplifting news: No new Bush presidents since youve been asleep

Bad news: ~everything else~

Retirement is 20 years after signing up. 20 years ago was 2025; there was such an enormous push for recruitment then. Expect this trend to continue well into 2028 when the surge ended.

Larry and I are sharing a moment together at the box. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

Lol, im watching hank green rn. He’s got one on his desk, fuckin on point homie

This is edited from his videos, isnt it?! Isnt it?!