Move fast and break people

Good thing we built the Torment Nexus Metaverse already!

But I thought the problem was drivers not knowing English? It turns out to be a right-wing created problem?

Shocked!

A bad apple spoils the bunch.

We tend to leave the spoiling part out of the metaphor for some reason…

I don’t want my kids hearing about hetero relationships in school, it offends my religion. I do not believe there is such a thing as a First Lady, and my children shouldn’t have to hear about one.

Writing articles like this before close seems like a choice

Multiple accounts are a must!

…or so I’ve been told

You mean those are not prerequisites for the position?

And the Biden years were sparkling examples of beautiful days for us? OK.

stands up from chair and passes out