For ours, we use one of those suspension harness things that hang from a door jam, and some narcotic sedatives from the vet. He’s the sweetest thing in the entire world, and he’ll let a chihuahua bark him into a corner, and then be sad about it for the rest of the day because he couldn’t make a new friend, but when nail clippers are involved, he just loses his entire mind. It really is like a phobia in the true DSM sense of the word.

I have a 100lb pitbull with a nail trim phobia so bad that he will politely leave the room if he even sees me using wire strippers… AMA.

Ok… Now what?

I think you’re confusing the ideas of “Innocent until proven guilty” with “reasonable suspicion”. I hesitate to ask, but, do you think OJ did it?

To both of you: Given the specificity of your wording, I am honestly curious, do you believe he did not pull the trigger, or do you believe that he did, but is free of wrongdoing? There’s a big difference between the two views.

THE ONLY DISEASE THEY CARRY IS FRIENDSHIP, CRIKESTE!

…Just the weirdest boner right now…

The level of DGAF of capybara is awe inspiring.

Them: white Kevin

You: dressed in a full body banana costume while awkwardly carrying a cinder block. Refuse to explain why, or talk about anything except a ranked list of the worst smells you’ve ever experienced. Destination is a closed public library at 2am. Say “well, it’s time to do the thing I came here to do.” Stand, watching them until they walk away.

For safety in numbers, or talk therapy?

I’m assuming that if you know that, you probably also know what she does for a living now… And I also want to know that. Programmer? Porn? Paralegal? I can’t even take a guess that feels right.

Ya. It’s a joke, and that’s how jokes work. In this essay, I will explain, examine, and critique every known form of Homo sapiens humor.

In the beginning…

For the LULZ obviously.

Queen

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No. For the same reason that they didn’t demolish Auschwitz. We must learn from our follies, lest we repeat them.

Come over to Marblecake and I’ll explain.

You mean the cancer therapy?.. Why?

What about that little green guy there? What’s he getting up to?

To each their own. Personally, I’m like Beowulf, I specifically ONLY fight naked.