This is it. You don’t say “I’m gonna kiss you Steve” you smile, and act natural and romance them

I think they definitely wanted as much gore as possible in that scene. But agreed, maybe it should have shot out of his eyes/ears/mouth/nose/butthole like some nasty high pressure fountain of goo

I’m just really in the mood to buy some books!

This is very wise

Text my ex :'(

Under no circumstance should you let Steven Tyler drive any of your teenage friends home

He’s not wrong

Narrator: He was not, in fact, struck by a car at all

The wait continues

Elon too pls

Sometimes grass just do that

Name someone who has been redacted more times than trump

What’s the missing word???

He’s more of a Jimmy Savile