Typical Mac user.

Trump’s justice department is considering a non-prosecution agreement

Daddy needs a new jet, not an used 747.

The AI ate my homework.

That expression. “Don’t worry ladies, there’s enough of ol’ Skeeter to go 'round.”

I now own a Browntooth speaker.

Apart from everything else, that’s a great headline pun.

The first spam email was sent in 1978. It’s been downhill since.

Librarians are pretty chill, unless you’re a loud talker hehe

You’re the real MVB

Just suckers, like an octopus.

When he shook Chief Justice Roberts’ hand and said “Thank you,” after the State of the Union address, it felt more like a “Great job, here’s your severance check, bu-bye now” kind of Thank You than a gesture of gratitude.

Wait, you mean The Commercial on the White House lawn back in March didn’t move more units?! surprisedpikachuface.jpg

My sympathies exactly, my dear fellow.

Best regards,

A Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaire