Did they investigate the potential that this was a suicide?

Technically? He’s Canadian

Yeah it ain’t flying anywhere except into my mouth

This is a hilarious solution

You know, Disney is an awful mega corporation, but wow would I love to see them turn on this administration with their full ire. The mouse v swasticars

Can you agree to take him then rescind the offer when he’s in the middle of the Atlantic, and we both lock our doors and pretend not to hear him knocking?