that fuse I made out of clipart looks amazing tho 👌 maybe if he wore better pins-

I pissed and I shid and I farded

The soul of America cries out for Juice 🧃✊

Ooh that means something very different but would be a lot easier to parse.

Shit, I don’t know if I can work that in though. I know a legacy can be bad but people rarely use it in a negative connotation. Perhaps,

“Attempting to remember legacy of the worst person you know the day after they die”

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Syntax is my worst weakness right after my looks and then my brain. How should I word this? I can fix it

Have to take proper care of the body

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I was saving this for a specific occasion but maybe it makes more sense here

Okay Alexa now tell me who tampered with the democracies in Iran, Guatemala, Brazil, Congo and Honduras?

you’ve seen it too. yeah there’s a line of people from every culture who who think he was going to bat for them but just being coy about it

The people’s hero 💪

\(ツ)/ Tradwife something. I didn’t screencap it and I exclusively goon to milfs in videos that no longer exist so I don’t know her. Maybe hit it with tineye?

Maybe he was waiting for Chuck to say a number. But chuck was too slippery. One last owning of the libs, right before he was triggered. At least you know he died doing that thing where he opens his mouth and just kind of shows his gums with glee

Ooh good point. Eliza probably has not been harassed. Hopefully.

God even in a literal recruiting job the stupid bot is still down to sext.

Every neural network ever created has always been used at least once to simulate sex, that’s something they just will never be able to take out of the code

How about I do your job interviews for you? then we like, hit em with “The Prince and the Pauper”

Fuck, maybe that should be my life calling

Actually I’m just not good at things. Not even being malicious

I get a lot of jobs that I interview for because I’m a solid 5/10. Then they get to know me and it makes them think I lied to them about my qualifications but no, they just equated average-to-medium looks with competence and neurotypicality

Majestic doe-eyed rat always looks sad

My mistake. Sometimes I wish they chose more distinct names