You piss in the snow to clearly see the pee and the furthest drop counts.

If you don’t have a cock you are free to bring a dick you trust to the measurement. Just make sure to fill the form A38 beforehand and your designated piss officer will give your team green light.

Try to piss as far as you can. Now you know how long a meter is.

Lil Mustard G

18: Can’t trust my dangly bits.

We have to put an end to this madness.

Some of these sentences might trigger an MK Ultra agent if read aloud.

Work hard?

Work at all?

Employees?!

Is this what he calls the mods?

Learning Yasuke was based on a real person did little to assuage critics. Asian men in particular argued Schmidt-Hori was trying to erase them, even though her role involved researching historical customs and reviewing scripts, not creating characters.

If you are this stupid, maybe you in particular should be erased?

A picture of me and my girlfriend in our flannel shape blanket hoodies. Can’t post it here because of obvious reasons.

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You know what? I think I’m fine by just putting an old sofa in front of the PC. Pretty sure no one would mind at work too.

You know what? I think these are cool? I like to fold my legs while sitting and normal chairs are just too small for that.

Having the door held open for you while walking towards it but changing directions in the last moment.

I actually like those a lot. Just listing some in no particular order:

• Metroid Prime Series
• Dark Souls Series half the time
• Resident Evil 1, 2 and maybe 8
• Hollow Knight
• Castlevania Symphony of the Night
• Outer Wilds

Looking at the enemy: Tell me if you heard this one. What did the Homo Sapiens say to the alien? Detonates the bomb

Let me scry this for a moment:

“Blablabla CIA blabla unable to take any responsibility bla crying and pissing themselves because of criticism.”

So Boomers will finally stfu about me destroying anything and everything? I think I will start living.

His Wikipedia page should start like this.

China’s final warning.