Rob T Firefly

Dr. Seuss, is that you?

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

My sister and I had enough trouble sharing toys, crayons, or the TV remote without it becoming a whole big fight.

“Tell me blah blah blah without telling me blah blah blah.”

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Very cool of you! Thanks.

Oh yeah, that’s that guy’s thing. Nobody will ever know that he’s Jordan Q. Harbelstein who lives at 601 12th St in Roy, New Mexico.

TFW someone posts “don’t be evil” on a thing with the author credit scribbled out.

I usually refer to a chicken omelette as a Family Reunion.

When you eat a boiled egg you’re still mixing the white and yellow parts inside your mouth.

Maybe it’s also like brushing their teeth?

You know how you can collect rubber bands over time, wrapping them around each other, and eventually you have a great big ball on your desk to play with?

That whole “Abba-esque” EP of Abba covers by Erasure is a real treasure. Any of the tracks on there qualify for this thread.

Justin Roiland wasn’t just the voice actor for Rick, Morty, and various other roles, he was the co-creator, writer, and executive producer of the show alongside Dan Harmon. The whole thing is very much Roiland’s baby, and even after it came out that he’s an abuser and predator and the show fired him it continues to be his celebrated legacy.

Fuck that guy and his stupid show.

I initially found that show a bit interesting, but I found myself feeling more and more cringey about what the show was churning out. I outgrew the whole thing just as the sauce thing was happening

It later became well known what an actual piece of shit Justin Roiland is, and I felt pretty glad not to have been stuck in that fandom still feeling like his work was of any importance to me.

Stun.

Being “mentally much younger” is not an excuse to be an asshole. I’ve personally known five and six year olds who understand quite well that some people love and marry people the same gender as themselves, and also accept being corrected on whether someone is “he,” “she,” or even “they.”

Bigotry isn’t natural, it’s learned behavior you can accept and reinforce through your responses to her, attempt to correct, or simply judge her by and decide whether or not to continue involving her in your life.

(If Ella isn’t capable of matching the mental age of a toddler, the help she needs is probably beyond your ability or responsibility to provide.)

The Super Mario warp pipe noise.