We now all live in a recursive loop.

Here, I optimised it:

private function is_even(integer): 
    integer = 2;
    return True;

Wow‽ 64 whole bits‽

Shizuku provides this fully on-device for android 10 or 11 and above, and droid-ify supports using shizuku to install apps.

The one main downside is that it only works when you’re connected to wifi.

Almost-relavent xkcd

Integer underflow

And the only thing preventing us mortals from having such power is the lack of a butterfly key on our keyboards

Everyone should Doom themselves

I nominate this as the alt text for this image

Unless they don’t provide ARM downloads or have some other problem, couldn’t you just use the ARM version, because part of what QEMU is is an emulator, to emulate other architectures?