Why is he kneeling on that board? He should be balancing his knees directly on the roof beams - get those kneecaps wobbling

He may have been resisting the urge to mansplain how belts work

They think it is, but if all federal employees didn’t show up for a day, the administration would new proven for the idiots they are

I take a baseline 4 pain pills a day, unless I have a really bad day and then I just take one knock out pill. Sertraline, Magnesium, vitamin d, and calcium most days. Every 12 months I can have a minor surgical procedure to burn out nerves in my neck and that reduces my need for pain meds, will likely start needing this on my lower back soon. Currently I’m 46, trying to hold off disc replacement or fusion until I’m 65 at least. When I’m really old, I will likely move to an oxycodone patch.

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Oh wait, that’s the address for my contract.

Gotta do that roofing contract

As an Australian, I’m often thinking about whether Russian or mandarin is the best language for me to learn. Definitely more rations for an interpreter

All that money takes up too much space, that’s why I put all my money in crypto - don’t have to store it if you lose it all