There are cheap, easily removable and attachable bidets you can get and install on any toilet. Takes literally 15 minutes and a crescent wrench, if it doesn’t come with a little tool.

“I reject your reality, and substitute my own.”

Of course anything fringe is going to attract people who figure out body deodorant is fucking bullshit.

Found the stinky guy at the concert… 🙄

I fuck with the ese on the ground, flipping the camera off with painted black nails

Ca-Ca-Carrot Cake 😠

A pirate, but an honest pirate ye remain.

Of course there’s a difference, one is a place where the mentally unwell go to get what they need before moving on in life, while the other is being defunded by the former.

smoking weed is supposed to be an experience

I mean if you just started smoking yeah. When you’ve been smoking for 10+ years not every session needs to be life changing. I’ll roll up a nice joint or pack a solid bowl for fun times when I want the “experience” but for normal getting high purposes the pen stays by my side

The Zuck is famously into Dad Bods.

Tell her “sorry, I’m only into girls, and girls don’t poop” then block her

I like how it’s:

If you love America and are pissed about … please contact me.

… and not, “if you’re a good bassist looking for a band”. Tells you all you need to know about the quality of music they’re gonna put out.

My POV while reading this post (I have not gone swimming today)

Depends. If I’m stretching and all that, and my mouth is on the way, I’ll cover just got the sake of holding the position. If I’m sitting back all comfy, or using my hands, not happening.

But who was phone?

A succulent Chinese meal

You haven’t seen the latest chatGPT update?

I noticed that Walmart has started using the cheap shitty ones again. Haven’t looked to see if they claim to be reusable but they’re hardly durable enough for the first go.

A while back, I was a big fan of the lemonade flavored Trulys (alcoholic seltzer). I started stacking empty cans on my desk, letting them accumulate for a couple days, until eventually the desk would get bumped and the tower would fall.

After a while, I started hot gluing the cans together.

Long story short, I have a five layer pyramid of lemonade Trulys atop the shelving unit in the front room. I forget it’s there, but people usually ask about it within the first 15 minutes of coming over for the first time.

Hey, someone got it

First thing to do is open the door.