Is this supposed to be some kind of parody to make a point? Not a very good one

If your relationships involve a “gut wrenching feeling 24/7” you might have other problems

DOGE is basically a bunch of 25 year old know-nothings feeding budget spreadsheets and job descriptions to a chatbot and asking what to cut, so…

Well, they can’t, because they’re already in the public domain and nobody is around who can claim them as an original creation.

If you want this to be some pure hypothetical where that doesn’t matter, then… Sure, I guess? That’s what intellectual property is.