“let’s uproot all these trees and invade this space. and when the roots of the few remaining trees do what they are supposed to do, let’s blame them for ‘ruining’ human infrastructure!”

this is the AI model that truly passes the Turing Test.

what even rhymes with “luigi”?

blue squeegee?

and how high did OP have to count before he touched somebody else’s lips the first time?

screw googling. try saying it yourself without touching lips.

it comes out as “oen”.

they weren’t feeling lucky?

awesome! so there is scope to literally piss all over AI! where does one sign up?

why can’t they use piss, instead, though?

However, as Keighin did not show up to court,

bro quite literally played the “sorry mario, the princess in another castle” card at them.

lichess.org is a fantastic online chess platform for players of all skill levels. it’s free and—what’s more–it’s ad-free (unlike the parasitic organisation that’s squatting on the chess.com domain).

it has one-on-one on-demand match-ups, tournaments, puzzles, user-published training courses, multiple chess variants, and so much more.

it’s one of only two online resources to which i deem donating regularly worthwhile (the other being wikipedia).

do check it out. chess is one really healthy mental habit to inculcate.

the human *ears. we need both ears working together to determine the source of a sound.

teamwork makes the dream work, people.

is this not just affirming the premise of the sixth book? that’s the whole reason why Potter found the Prince’s spells so fascinating. school subjects are not meant to entertain. they are meant to teach.

also, as book five attests–as well as does the subject of history of magic–some syllabi and some subjects were way more boring than others.

my main gripe would be that nobody taught english or any other form of formal communication at hogwarts. i dunno how they all just didn’t end up speaking like Hagrid.

is this our timeline’s version of “there are no atheists in foxholes”?

bot users? yes!

human users? well, yes.