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Ah yes, the famous Trump chocolate cake. Served in diapers while still warm. Bon appétit, oligarchs!

Looks like they’re sending their Human Hamburger Squad. Watch out, fast food restaurant owners!

So thats where the term “go suck a bag of prophecy stones” comes from.

Vegetarianius Mortadellius Toastius

If life gives you oranges, build pyramids.

Yeah, imagine a world where plebs had control over and ownership of the devices they use… (shudders)

The Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch was as constipated as he was grim. Some said Mister Fluffybottom had seen all kinds of shit except his own, though they didn’t dare saying it when he was near.

Must be that beef-only diet. He probably has severe vitamin deficiency and is slowly starving himself.

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