It’s always the ones you most suspect.

Drop the Hammer.

And Alaska calls them Boroughs.

Hmm. Stand your ground against fascism.

He bought it. He can save it by selling it and all the stock he has in it. The faster he fades into obscurity the better off humanity will be.

So, clearly Abbott and Paxton will be first on the chopping block, right?

It’s Glory in the Highest. I’m just doing my part

I’m splitting my bets between non dairy milks and vegan cheese.

Fuck off, Zaslav. You took what was arguably the most recognizable TV add on brand with the best name for home streaming and turned it into a husk of its former self. Stop cancelling finished products. Stop removing legacy IPs from the platform. Maybe start driving an Acme branded Tesla.

Just choke on a hamberder or overdose on covfefe already.

All he would see is a bunch of “poors” hoarding all that real estate and would cheer when they had to leave Anatevka

The Fuck-47?

The entirety of Mango Mussolini’s cabinet first.

Sarcasm? Just straight up lying.

If it gives me single payer healthcare? I, for one, welcome our new Canadian overlords.

That “reporter” should be fired for using such inflammatory language. Word play absolutely intended.

Just start using Cockney rhyming slang.

Those of us who didn’t vote for him, actual Americans, do.

Rescinding. Does nobody spell check anymore? Do better, Mirror.

What can we do? The people with the majority of the money and power believe he’s the second coming of tech Jesus. My own father, who cannot conceive of affording a cybertruck, took it personally when I mentioned the factual issues those rusting eyesores have. What am I to do against such reckless and willful ignorance?