THE BRIAN
NAMED ITSELF
THE BRIAN
(and he would have gotten away with it, too,
if it hadn’t it been for you meddling kids)

Hey look… it’s that guy from Hawkwind!

Badly Cropped Gonzo Memes should be a thing!

El cuitlaccoche! Just this past summer I had blue corn tortillas wrapped around cheese and cuitlacoche, with a subtle tomato-based sauce on top, and let me tell ya, this was an umami paradise, like Mexico’s answer to the French savory crepe, but they are not fighting for supremacy, they inhabit neighboring culinary kingdoms and share similarities, but they unmistakably inhabit different lands.

It’s really popping right now.

Well… since most of the big ones are taken, I’ll throw in:
“Tu madre era una hamster, y tu padre olía a saúco.”

EDIT: Actually, now that I remember, the Spanish from Spain have some breathtaking insults, such as:
“Me cago en la leche de tu madre” - “I shit in your mother’s milk”.

Good

Gessafelstein!
Ghorram.
Grüdnîkerd.

Whoa!

I am maga from Texas, I say we secede from librul states, we have all we need, like warm-water port for naval and industry.

Considering your specific example with an apple, what about other senses, what happens if you try and recall texture, smell and taste?

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More people than you can shake millions of sticks at, are stunted and stupid and angry beyond what we could imagine was possible.

Oh yeah… he’s a goner!

Thærmodynamic Dæmon Mæ Mæin Mæn!

mODREN zAMURAI zTORIES . . .

This is some gourmet humor!
Like say… Albert Brooks in the 1980s, or Larry David in the 00s.

Sunday School playground bullies!

Isn’t it a line of defense against insects?
“Animals” would be broad enough to be true,
“Mammals” zoomed in on the wrong kingdom.

Which may be even better as a joke, here’s this thing smug in having finally found a technique to defend itself against a 100 million year foe, like Moe throwing insect Barney out of his bar, and here’s mammal Barney behind Moe again!

A møøse once bit my sister.
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by …