He ate it about a year later. It was after I moved out of the house. My mom called me freaking out. He apparently started violently throwing up, his face got very swollen, and had to miss a day or so of work. Mission accomplished.

I got away dumping a bunch of hot sauce into his salsa I knew he’d eat. 😎

I showed him!

My mom swears she’s okay and Stockholm Syndrome’s everything

…ehhh that’s a bit of a stretch