I like my cookies how I like my women: retroussé.

Only if he tells it right!

Emo Philips:

“Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!” He said, “But nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?” He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?” He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?” He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me, too! What denomination?” He said, “Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?” He said, “Northern Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879 or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.” I said, “Die, heretic!” And I pushed him off the bridge.”

While I of course worship the mop itself he could be considered our Messiah. He showed us the way.

Well when it comes to mop techniques it comes down to 2 standard motions, the figure 8 and the linear stroke technique. The technique used is determined by several factors: room size, mop type, and floor material. Now, when it comes to choosing a mop there are several more factors than just room size and floor material. Mop head material, handle type, mop style (standard, powered, steam, spin). Now, if you’re looking for a good all around mop recommendation I would have to give it up to the O-Cedar EasyWring Microfiber Spin Mop, it excels in most mop related functions and should make the mopper in your life happy.

Is that Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask? I haven’t even thought about that movie in years…

Well with such detailed insider info I can see why you decided to break the news here instead of somewhere else!

Well for some reason I couldn’t find a mop-based Lemmy instance so I hosted my own.

What do you have against mop water, punk?

As somewhat of a mop enthusiast this is admittedly an area of functionality I had not previously considered.

Well I’m afraid of enclosed spaces, so being in the cage is actually more of a challenge… is the lie I would say to stay inside the nice safe cage.

Nokia 6133, Flip phone that had a button which popped it open. Nothing else has felt as cool as pushing that button to answer a call.

Or it was his Moon travels which made him hate travel. Either one works for me.

Obvious troll is obvious.

I heard they got Stanley Kubrick to fake the landing, but he was such a stickler for accuracy he got them to actually go to the moon to film it.

Not quite. That’s how some people have chosen to interpret it, the words of the joke made it clear he was saying the person who did the murdering should himself be killed, while the 2 people he killed were already dead. Pretty obvious what he meant.

I approve of this joke!

Is any of this supposed to make me like him LESS? This is already a better movie than the last 2 Die Hard movies.

I didn’t know that was the inspiration for Control. That is both one of the best and worst books I’ve ever read, everyone should read it. Just don’t make the mistake of actually trying to understand it…