Northwest Passage by Stan Rodgers. Love his other stuff too. People are often surprised that I, an immigrant, know something so Canadian.

She used election funds to pay hush money to adult film actress Stormy Daniels?

They’re going to have to fix that for US users, like the Bay of America

Join your town’s local discord server. If it has two, one is the shit one. If it doesn’t have one, start it. I started a city discord that grew to over 600 members in two years. Is important to delegate as you grow and encourage all members to try organizing and leading events if they like, at least trying once.

If you can’t host, you’ll need to recruit at least one person that can before the ball gets rolling.

If you like discussing books and films, which are some of my favorite things, movie nights are great easy get togethers and if you don’t have a member with a big living room and TV you can all go to the cinema together (but that’s expensive).

A book club can even be done in a voice channel.

If your town has a boardgame cafe, that’s really good to take prospective friend groups.

If you don’t have that option, look for community organizations with a building, such as a progressive church. Unfortunately that will put some members off events, especially members of many minority groups.

Hiking is free and doesn’t require securing a venue.

You can gain a lot of real (not nebulous internet) community, friends, gratitude, and (to put it bluntly) clout.

During the summer y’all can hang out in parks.

We’re going to flood it again but rather than Noah, who was “a good man in his generation”, only the rich and their loyalest pawns will be the able to afford to live above the waterline.

Surely the coast of a continent of a given area can only have a finite theoretically maximum length even if the whole coast is a Hilbert Curve filling that area, because the minimum feature size is determined by the surface tension of water m

Lift weights

Olympic walking. I’ll be taking it really really easy. I’ll have headphones and an ice cream cone

Say what I want about women?

They’re really pretty and I’m glad to be one.

I’m not a vet, but maybe ask one about Botox on the problem spot?

Their issue is that blow jobs aren’t antisemitic enough

I bet the mighty buffalo doesn’t have $100,000 of student debit and $20,000 of credit debt .

Maybe some recent movement in the court case? Or it just happened to get covered by an English language source and others copied it.

As a trans women, this too

I started safety pinning my button-up from the inside.

On the other hand, trouble reading analogue clocks can be one of the signs of dyslexia.

Father, I cannot click the book!

There’s the option of anal masturbation.

Bought some lavender bubble bath and had a 2 hour hot bath with a book and relaxing music.

Eggius Benedictus