“I woke up today. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

Person, woman, man, camera, TV

Add some corn. That might help.

He was nearly missed.

But he wasn’t.

And that’s why he isn’t around anymore.

He’s on first.

I don’t often vote one way or the other. If I get a really good laugh out of a post, I might give it an upvote. There are a few annoying users on here that I’ll downvote when I see them doing dumb things that I feel should be discouraged (e.g. the user that uses the thorn character, or the one that narrates their actions while they type). Otherwise, it’s just whenever I feel strongly about something.

In the end, while some may say that there’s a “right” way to use them, the reality is that everyone uses them in their own way.

Well, what they play is specifically gridiron football, so maybe the NGL?

NGL, I’m liking this idea the more I think about it.

Article in 2027:

Keyboard prices soared this month, as tech giants pivoted from failed AI projects to employing hordes of monkeys typing randomly. One CEO was quoted as saying, “Just a few trillion more dollars, and I think our random typing model could reproduce the lost contents of the Library of Alexandria.”

I recognize the words individually, but strung together I have to assume they’re some sort of sovereign citizen incantation for getting out of paying child support.

It’s simultaneously both crime-free and a lawless wasteland, whichever is most useful on a given day.

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Hey man, nice shot

I assume you mean seppuku, the Japanese ritualistic suicide by disembowelment, and not cells getting frustrated by number puzzles.

Don’t forget the ritual display of murdered trees

Turns out that he enthusiastically replied that he was at hashtag Value bar, but she mistook “#VALUE!” as an error.

Even more weird for an article about the vessel parking north of the equator.

We have one, but it seems dead: !standardissuecat@lemmy.world

Yeah, that article is full of misplaced outrage. I got a kick out of:

Others wondered what would happen to tips if people had less change to leave on tables.

Having admittedly not worked in the service industry, I would interpret tipping with pennies to be a pretty blatant insult.

When a post is formatted as if an AI wrote it, it becomes hard to tell if the thoughts are those of the person or the AI. At least with shitty granmar or spelling, one can be reasonably sure that the thoughts of the person are being expressed, which is (IMO) more important than making things look pretty.