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This is very interesting. Would that not create demand for more passive funds / indices that actually keep avoiding this? What about all world indices like MSCI and FTSE? Are they vulnerable to this as well now or in the future?

And here i was operating windows with my mouse all this time…

While you are likely still correct, citing a survey from 2002 does not work in favor of your point

Or just go the neologism way that english loves: misertainment