far left leaning

Same. So Jesus fucking Christ by the way.

That’s the spirit. Why wait for prison?

Then come to America, friend!

Wow—that is a lot of major life events crammed into 2025. Be nice to yourself. Often.

Our when our favorite tops wear us

let people know they love sucking dick

Probably not as well as when we wear our fave top

Hung like a horse

Morridor is the funniest name I’ve ever heard of for the Wasatch front (shot in the dark)

American Democratic Ethos

Not sure which slaveholders or Manifest Destiny folks you’re putting on a pedestal, but even if—big if—America’s dead once had admirable and pro-humanity values, today’s terrified, uneducated, unhappy, unkind, impoverished shithole does not.

Being an awful person appears to reflect perfectly these last generations of the American Empire.

shift right

Me commenting insteada sleeping when I have to get up in 5 hours right?

Why are you talking to me like that. This is my smile.

What’s shift left

WHATCHU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FER?

WHAT? YOU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FUR??

NOT OK

You’re gonna be super disappointed when you find out what state it’s in

Let’s everyone thank chat for yeeting this advice to us

There are some post-election walk-around-the-neighborhood days I still look back on with great joy.

Can someone pdf it tho first? I need pdf.

I want 6 fingers per hand if I have to wake up and deal with that₁₂ kinda bullshit

intolerant all my life

Guess I’m pretty lucky my parents taught me better than that 💩

absurd amounts of pretty much anything

Were you all able to find stuff? I knew hoarders who had about a dozen pairs of scissors because they had to buy new ones so often, forgetting where the old ones were.